Don't judge a book by its cover!
This cleverly thought-of collection of books is targeted to women everywhere, whose forbidden dream is to see her man do some housework, give her a massage, take care of the baby... for once.
These make hilarious gifts for your best friends or for yourself...
...And if your man, by catching a glimpse of the title, gleefully wants to take a look at the book thinking "now she understands me!", he's in for a big surprise. Perhaps, looking at these books, he will understand you for the first time.
Xxx Porn For Women $12.00
Choreplay (chor - pla) n (2007): When a woman is turned on by the sight of her husband/boyfriend/partner doing regular household chores that she would normally be doing.
Just when you thought things couldn't get any hotter (or cleaner) around the house (i.e.: Porn For Women), the ladies at the Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative strike again with the XXX version!
Full of sexy men and even sexier sentiments...Finally, someone figured out what women really want!:
"Hey! Guess what? I just paid off the mortgage!"
"Bingo! I found someone who wants to trade my football tickets for the ballet!"
"Looking at art is so much more interesting than trudging around a golf course."
Compiled by the Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative. Printed in China. Contains no nudity.
Porn For Women
She walked through the front door and stopped dead in her tracks, overcome with desire. There he was - shirtless, his muscles flexing as he vacuumed the carpet...and she hadn't even asked him to.
Women everywhere will laugh out loud and completely relate to this sexy and smart Porn For Women book. Compiled by the clever ladies at Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative, this book is not only hilarious, but it challenges traditional ideas of pornography and what is sexy.
With photos of strapping young men doing housework strewn across the pages and accompanied by quotes such as "Have another piece of cake. I don't like you looking so thin" or "Want to snuggle?" this book is a fun gift for women everywhere - and will give the menfolk a little insight into what women really want. Printed in China.
This book contains no nudity.
Porn For New Moms
Imagine a world where your husband insists on changing dirty diapers, cooks gourmet meals, does the housework and gets up in the middle of the night when the baby cries. Now that's hot.
Full of sexy men and even sexier sentiments:
"I told my boss I have to leave at 3:00 every afternoon so I can come home and give you a break"
"Now, remember, it's my turn to do the midnight feeding, so don't get up!"
Porn for New Moms will have you saying "Oh Baby!" in no time. Compiled by the Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative. Printed in China. Contains no nudity.
Porn For Women Postcards
Mailboxes will ignite with scenes from a world where laundry gets folded, delicious dinners await and massages are offered nightly.
Each hunky (pg-rated) photo is stamped with an equally steamy caption:
"I love a clean house!"
"As long as I have legs to walk on, you'll never have to take out the garbage."
"I don't have to have a reason to bring you flowers."
Contains 30 postcards. Compiled by the Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative. Printed in China. Contains no nudity.
we like it because: just in time for Valentine's Day, it's nice to underline the fact that women indeed are from Venus, and men indeed are from Mars.
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